2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
