found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
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DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
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I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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