I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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