Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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