if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
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luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
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Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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