So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
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Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
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How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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