We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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