did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Randomize
