New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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