You're completely useless in the revolution.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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