On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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