Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
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He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
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It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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