Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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