Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
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My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
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I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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