The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
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