So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
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No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
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Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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