I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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