He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
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Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
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but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
True college students do jello shots in the library
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