Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
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Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
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the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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