it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
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i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
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"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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