she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
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i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
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But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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