im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
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Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
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It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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