You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
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who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I got inside last night via doggy door
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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