Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
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just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
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also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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