oh god the rape fog is back!
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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