I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
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if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
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He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
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