When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
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My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
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Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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