Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
so let's talk penis.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
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I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
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You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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