Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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