New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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