i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
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