How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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