this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
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Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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