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say what?
wanna hang out?
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
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fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
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Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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