How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
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allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
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I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Randomize