I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
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all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
did i just pee glitter
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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