I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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