Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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