But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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