I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
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Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
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I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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