grandma shit on top of the toilet
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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