I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
and you fell through a lawn chair
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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