I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
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