how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Are we still banned from the library?
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
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