I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
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