I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
