I CAN MOONWALK!
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
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You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
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After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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