check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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