What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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