Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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