If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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