Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
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win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
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He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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