do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
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No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
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It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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