Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Dick very happy bro
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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