White coat. Heels.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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