For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
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You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
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Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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