So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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