what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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